Important statement from Children’s children; “stop worrying about us”

26 februari 2008

Sometimes news can be so overwhelming, that everybody seems to have missed it.
I think this is the case with the statement channeled back across generations to the present day in which the children and the children's children called for an end to decades of passionate oratory over their well-being.
"Put those silly fears aside," the not- yet-conceived children and their offspring wrote, stressing that, while they appreciated concerns over whether they would have access to clean water or ever see a majestic bald eagle, they'd prefer for those currently living to focus on their own lives in the here and now.
"We'll be fine," Samantha Jacobson, a representative from an uncertain tomorrow, read from the letter at a press conference Tuesday. "It's nice how you're always wondering if your actions will deprive us of a glorious heritage of peace and liberty to look back upon, smiling proudly, but, please, let us worry about that. You've sacrificed more than enough for the future—our future—already."
Signed by 150 influential members of the two forthcoming coming generations, the statement included requests to discontinue all debate over the potential future of such intangible resources as health, earth's natural beauty, and the ability to sit together at the table of brotherhood. The children's children furthermore asked their soon-to-be ancestors to desist all plans to plant trees or write letters to Congress on their behalf.
For more on this statement, enjoy (haha) the full story on:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/children_childrens_children_stop


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